Tar-Palantir
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Saruman was head of the White Council. In the Silmarillion, in "Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age", it's said that Galadriel wanted Gandalf to be head of the Council. Gandalf didn't want it anyway, but who wanted Saruman to be top gun (besides Saruman, that is)? Did he get it by default? Did the Council vote? I can see it now:
Gandalf: "Galadriel, thanks for the offer, but this rock's gotta roll."
Elrond: "It's the thought that counts."
Saruman: "Hey! What about me?"
Cirdan (ignoring Saruman): "Anyone else? Glorfindel, how about you? You have an amazing amount of forsight."
Glorfindel: "No thanks. I'm training for my part in the movie."
Elrond: "The grass isn't always greener on the other side."
Saruman (with hand raised): "Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!"
Cirdan: "Celeborn, are you game?"
Celeborn (shuffling his feet and looking at the ground): "Honey?"
Galadriel: "(hard stare)"
Celeborn: "You never let me do anything!"
Elrond: "Remember, behind every good....."
Saruman:"memememememememememe!!"
Glorfindel: "Ok, who's left? Cirdan? Galadriel?"
Cirdan: "Not me - gotta build the Last Ship, you know."
Galadriel: "So! Instead of a mighty Lord of the Council, you would have a Queen! A beautiful and all-powerful leader! All would love me and..."
Cirdan: "Nevermind...Saruman, looks like you're it."
Saruman: "Yippee! I'll hit the library and find out all I can about the Rings and the arts of the Enemy."
Elrond: "Good, but don't forget, if you play with fire - "
White Council: "SHUT UP!!"
Gandalf: "Galadriel, thanks for the offer, but this rock's gotta roll."
Elrond: "It's the thought that counts."
Saruman: "Hey! What about me?"
Cirdan (ignoring Saruman): "Anyone else? Glorfindel, how about you? You have an amazing amount of forsight."
Glorfindel: "No thanks. I'm training for my part in the movie."
Elrond: "The grass isn't always greener on the other side."
Saruman (with hand raised): "Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!"
Cirdan: "Celeborn, are you game?"
Celeborn (shuffling his feet and looking at the ground): "Honey?"
Galadriel: "(hard stare)"
Celeborn: "You never let me do anything!"
Elrond: "Remember, behind every good....."
Saruman:"memememememememememe!!"
Glorfindel: "Ok, who's left? Cirdan? Galadriel?"
Cirdan: "Not me - gotta build the Last Ship, you know."
Galadriel: "So! Instead of a mighty Lord of the Council, you would have a Queen! A beautiful and all-powerful leader! All would love me and..."
Cirdan: "Nevermind...Saruman, looks like you're it."
Saruman: "Yippee! I'll hit the library and find out all I can about the Rings and the arts of the Enemy."
Elrond: "Good, but don't forget, if you play with fire - "
White Council: "SHUT UP!!"
