I dunno V of K. I suggest the thread of "Who has the Best Beard" as an alternate way to sharpen ones intellect.
Sorry I missed your 4000
Orc Recipe--sounds disgusting--but if the Gap is 70 miles wide that leaves 57
Orcs/mile with no means of communication between groups of Orcs and the ability of the Fellowship to easily isolate and hack thru small groups.
1.
Gandalf had been to
Orthanc: So
Saruman is looking for
the Ring. True. But the last fact either he or Gandalf knew was that the Ring was in
the Shire. If I am Saruman with this knowledge, the FIRST thing I would do is put all my troops in the Gap of
Rohan. Right after that I would take a flying leap off of Orthanc.
2. Gandalf specifically takes into account
Boromir: He does, doesnt he? He says that things have changed since his trip, since Saruman has gone rotten. Lets turn this around. How much time has Saruman been bad and how much time does he have to prepare an impregnable defense of the Gap--not against a large army, mind you, but against a stealthy band of 9 heroes.
3. With regards to
Moria, Gandalf discounts the fact that
Balin has been "outtolunch" for 25 years. Plenty of time to prepare a nasty welcome. But, really what COULD anyone find to worry about in Moria? Talk about whistling past the graveyard!
4. Saruman is either a goshdurn genius or a total idiot, not both. On
the one hand he throws all his Orcs into the Gap based upon the reasoning of 1. On the third hand he is unconcerned about Rohan, despite the fact that Young
Eomer is gallivanting around the grassy
plains lopping the heads off his Orcs. Seems a bit of misplaced priorities if thats really what Saruman was doing. No, in fact, he was preparing for war against Rohan, since his plan with Worm was unlikely to result in their complete surrender.
5. As far as exasperation of posters goes, how can yours compare with mine? You have the comfort of like-minded fellow travelers, whilst I toil alone trying to see how a narrow passage with doors at both ends is preferred over a 70 mile wide Gap.